Fertittas Love Black People and one “White” one…
the problem is I can't unlearn what Joe Fertitta and Dana taught me...Swing on the p*ssies, HASHEM sees it all, and a man who lost nothing but his manhood and dignity swinging on the mental well being of a divorced woman whose adult sons are told to back down is all Dana and Kirk Costello who scowled so often I thought that was his face (1985)
(1987) I was feeling 16, Mr. Fertitta across the street at The BINGO PALACE, I played baller with my pretty hair and idiot child brain (RIP to the PALI angels) and planned a Mormon centric party...Catholics and Mormons were never the twain shall meet and Perry was God knows where and Khalid first time Mom talked him into mother son excursions in PACIFIC PALISADES when you could hold your breath through McClure Tunnel and have the confronting experience of crossing from the real world into the "reel" of NIRVANA...just gorgeous everybody has enjoyed if they weren't relying on jealousy...
So the party was raging, these kids had never been to a house like Mom's with Harry Reid next door before he was all patriot and I thought I was home free until...
The two largest African American sports talent brothers came in through the back door, back when CEDRIC and KENNETH loved Perry and Kris Jenner equally to Joe
I froze..."Nasar, stop blending drinks with those Mormons who aren't supposed to even drink Coke."
"What, Firdos? These guys are amazing and free and are one way here and another in the tabernacle choir..."
"Shut up and turn off the blender. Joe fucking Fertitta is here...We are toast."
Mike Adams and Meech and Matt Bishop said to pull it together go out there and offer salutations...
I walk out to our enormous stone pond to hear Kenneth offer, "YO yo YO this is K Lid's fucking bathtub."
Good evening, Little Lord Fauntleroy. To what do I owe the honor and where is Theresa?
STERN STARE: What is this? You playing Barbra Streisand because Perry is so up her ass trying to convince her to go out with Andre five years from now? I can see you’re angry, Joe, but we can negotiate… “How the hell do you know all of these Mormon kids who don’t go to church or their missions? You are not allowed out in the dark or to play tennis in anything other than pants…
“Wait can I ask you something, Joe?” “Firdosi, if you’re stalling…”
I took a deep breath - I can sing better than Babs that’s why Perry is trying to hurt me because that’s his love language, he’s the one who said I should play tennis in pants.”
“Firdosi, it’s winter what do you care? All of your friends wear sweats in the artic October.”
“Joe, he doesn’t get how stupid I look for the six weeks in September before the temp drops.”
“You’re stalling. I want all of these disgusting hypocrites out of here now. You still haven’t told me where you found these filthy boys who go on their missions and then come back and fuck Maggie like Aaron McCormick.”
“They play AYSO with Michael Adams and they said they had never been inside of SPANISH OAKS and I never get to go out and Matt Hillegas is here so-” “Scott has been fucking Stephanie since she is 11 and she has to climb out of his window before his parents wake up…Firdosi she is ELEVEN and you are sixteen going on ten… So what Joe? You have five minutes to get them all out
Michael has to help clean up
Mike, Meech, whoever. I am calling his grandfather too.
Joe turns to leave through the back gate before I stopped him
“Asshole, we do have a front door. Michael was only guarding it from the guards, jack ass.”
He turned with the last time I ever spoke to him. He was 18 and a man and a soon to be husband and Theresa a goddess I loved when I had a functional aorta
“I was making a point to the little filmmaker in the making. Firdosi Fellini so much better than Fertitta. Frank would love you to death, but…
You didn’t answer my question Joe. Miss Vereen, Firdosi, is also my family. She didn’t raise an idiot in either of us. I don’t want you to forget..
NO MORMONS WHO LOST THEIR WAY 4 FAME 4 GLORY 4 FURIOUS fame….
They will fuck you up the ass because of their own self hatred…Taking a deep breath before reaching his red 325i and pausing for effect because he was bad ass and pint size
MARK (PETER, PAUL, RINGO)
DEEP BREATH
MY
Even deeper and scarier
WORDS (which is all I have against ASHLEY the jealous HAWK and SAMSON face off HESHAMUDDIN…they have his attention fuck off and head back to SUNLAND Tijunga…the Fertittas don’t have people in the dregs…